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		<title>To Whom it DOES NOT concern:</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 14:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To Whom it Concerns(or does not concern): This is “Mom with the iPhone”. You don’t know me, but apparently you assume that you do. Thanks for your efforts and concerns about the well-being of my children, but I am not accustomed to taking advice in the form of a presumptuous, anonymous open letter. But since [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=delusionsofcoolness.com&#038;blog=32121029&#038;post=219&#038;subd=delusionsofcoolness&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why Eat right and Exercise&#8230; when we have SPANX?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 18:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DELUSIONAL MOM:  I am bustin out of my camisole like a sausage coming out of it&#8217;s casing.  I gotta do something about this gut.  Like quit drinking and eating quesadillas at 10pm&#8230; but we know THAT ain&#8217;t happenin&#8217;! MANIAC MOMMA:   I was just ordering &#8220;shapewear&#8221; aka: thick, lycra, tank top, for fat fuck mamas, [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=delusionsofcoolness.com&#038;blog=32121029&#038;post=215&#038;subd=delusionsofcoolness&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook Post Comment FAIL</title>
		<link>http://delusionsofcoolness.com/2012/06/13/facebook-post-comment-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2012 23:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is nothing more frustrating than leaving an off-color, irreverent, or sarcastic Facebook post, and having one of those cerebral buzzkills add their comment. They just don&#8217;t get it.  I understand that sarcasm and joking &#8220;tones&#8221; without the audible queues are hard to detect for some&#8230; but come on. Consider the source, read previous comments, [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=delusionsofcoolness.com&#038;blog=32121029&#038;post=165&#038;subd=delusionsofcoolness&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>They are called animals for a reason&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://delusionsofcoolness.com/2012/06/07/they-are-animals-for-a-reason/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 01:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh my&#8230;. I never thought I would encounter this issue in my own circle.  But Facebook is a strange strange bedfellow: Facebook Catperson: Has anyone tried to toilet train a cat? Now that &#60;animal&#8217;s identity protected by the Feline Protection Agency&#62;  is into flushing the toilet in the bathroom where his litter box is, I&#8217;d like to [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=delusionsofcoolness.com&#038;blog=32121029&#038;post=143&#038;subd=delusionsofcoolness&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Absolut-ly</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2012 00:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Vodka</title>
		<link>http://delusionsofcoolness.com/2012/06/05/vodka/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 23:41:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Addiction confession</title>
		<link>http://delusionsofcoolness.com/2012/06/05/addiction-confession/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 12:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good morning.  My name is Kirsten and I am an addict.  It has been 3 minutes since I last used.  The feeling of guilt and satisfaction are juxtaposed in my inner being. I realize it is unhealthy to indulge in this addiction day after day.  I realize that doing it in front of my kids [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=delusionsofcoolness.com&#038;blog=32121029&#038;post=106&#038;subd=delusionsofcoolness&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Best Facebook Status of the Week</title>
		<link>http://delusionsofcoolness.com/2012/05/25/best-facebook-status-of-the-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 14:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>delusionsofcoolness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From a dear friend, who&#8217;s feet have been cursed: &#8220;Just had the 2nd worst pedicure of my life. (yah yah poor me) anywho those who know about my 1st awful pedicure ever know that the man performing the hand rape of my legs is probably hanging out in some underground lair of his staring at [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=delusionsofcoolness.com&#038;blog=32121029&#038;post=102&#038;subd=delusionsofcoolness&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Top 5 clues that maybe I drink too much&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://delusionsofcoolness.com/2012/05/09/clues-that-i-drink-too-much/</link>
		<comments>http://delusionsofcoolness.com/2012/05/09/clues-that-i-drink-too-much/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 12:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>delusionsofcoolness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. The only glasses in our cabinets are wine, beer, martini, rocks and shot glasses. A friend was visiting, opened the cabinet and asked &#8220;Which glass do I drink water from?&#8221; In my defense, the top shelf belongs COMPLETELY to my husband. The second shelf is more of my glasses, (missing is my Stella Artois [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=delusionsofcoolness.com&#038;blog=32121029&#038;post=21&#038;subd=delusionsofcoolness&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Happy 40th Birthday, Mama!</title>
		<link>http://delusionsofcoolness.com/2012/04/29/happy-40th-birthday-mama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 18:25:25 +0000</pubDate>
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